Vilma Degischer, Horror But considering this is basically ”Krampus Prime”, it’s the best place to start. Originally, the plan was to watch them one a night in a silly, Dread Central version of The Twelve Days of Christmas. Stars: So… 3/5… I guess? When Santa starts screaming in a kid’s faces, calling him, “little motherfucker” while watching Krampus beat him to death with a stick, it becomes too much. Bruno Hübner, There’s some fun you can have with it, but not much. | | George Buza, Quality of Krampus: The Krampus in this video is mostly a real life dude dressed up like Krampus going about a festival and Kramping it up. 0/5, Quality of Krampus: It’s a guy in a werewolf mask from Party City. And there you have it. This might take the cake. When the title screen started to roll and and the color saturation slider just started going wild to make shit all blurry and “hardcore,” my eyes rolled back in my skull as my limbs went slack. Honestly, it should be grateful I decided to just give it a neutral N/A rating. 5/5, the best there is. And boy did it ever do so. Is this some kind of talk show? Deadline approaching, I was faced with the decision to either miss my deadline and let down my adorably upbeat and cheerful editor, or watch over twelve hours of straight-to-DVD Krampus in a night. | It feels like a 12 year old made it, with the humor to boot. Stars: Stars: Mood/Mental State: Pleasantly Surprised Wow, that was actually kind of great. It gives each story time to develop without feeling rushed. I mean he looks like they just shoved a bunch of monster prosthetics in a Santa coat, but when you get past how he looks it’s probably the most faithful Krampus outside of Krampus. save hide report. The release date says 2015, but this looks like a Flash video from 2004. Overall it’s much better shot and more coherent than the first, but it’s just so fucking sleezy that it’s impossible to like. Go read that. Krampus carries chains, thought to symbolize the binding of the Devil by the Christian Church. Brendon Cooke, 80 min This is pretty much the definition of a movie that was better than expected, but not great. _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); I looked it up, and NIght of the Krampus turns out to be the sequel to a feature length indie micro-budget horror/comedy The Night Shift. After other children begin missing, Jeremy pieces together... See full summary », Director: Stars: It’s a low bar, but this film is kinda watchable. 3/5, Quality of Krampus: Not a Krampus. Krampus Night is a three minute music video by Super Klaus Santa, and mostly involves him repeatedly chanting, “ KRAAAAAAAAAAMPUS NIGHT” like a guy in a high school rock band competition. The visual and audio design of Krampus are spot on. Still, 5/5. It’s held back significantly by the overall lack of quality, but at least it does something different. The jokes are all hammy, but I was chortling through the whole thing. 2/5, Quality as a Krampus Film: Looking back, this might be the best of the knockoffs. It’s most generously described as serviceable. Director: David Koechner, Remember when I said Amazon Prime has some weird shit in their video library? It wasn’t good enough to want to love, and wasn’t shit enough to make me hate it. The shots are mostly passable, and I don’t remember the audio cutting awkwardly more than once. | Like a pint of ice cream and bottle of wine after a breakup, you aren’t really tasting it. Grant Harvey, The terrible video quality. It started out with an intro from some weird dude in makeup explaining something about Krampus and large breasted women from Jupiter. It shifts tones pretty hard, but that’s fine given the space between the scenarios. I assembled my list of twelve, set the dates, and promptly forgot about it until three nights ago. Cut to two dudes sitting on a couch smoking a novelty blunt. Originally titled 12 Deaths of Christmas, the renaming is a blatant attempt to cash in on the “popularity” of Krampus. Follow-up is the perfect way to put it, as Unleashed has nothing to do with The Reckoning in any way. But this still sits firmly on the side of good. 1.5/5, Quality of Krampus: I can’t believe I’m doing this, but the Krampus in Krampus: The Christmas Devil is probably the best of the knockoffs. Andrew Ferrick, Mood/Mental State: Dead I have now watched over 12 actual hours of Krampus films. If the movie weren’t eye-meltingly unwatchable, it might even be just okay. 4/5, Quality as Krampus Film: Holy shit is this a cut above the rest of the pack. KRAAAAAAAAMPUS NIIIIIGHT! In 2012, there was even a horror film released in the U.S. titled, Krampus, The Yule Lord. 10 Krampus: The Devil Returns (2016) - 1.6. It’s downright unwatchable. Get the latest horror news straight into your inbox! All that is left is my limp, near lifeless body as I type the last few thoughts as I slip into unconsciousness. | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy. Still, I have to deduct points for the film not actually being scary. After all the booze, partying, late nights, and hangovers? It’s got some good creepy stuff in it, even though it never downright scared me. This will document how I got from point A to point Z. Maybe that’s because it’s not a, “Krampus movies,” as much as it’s a, “movie with Krampus in it.” He isn’t the star, but he plays a prominent role in two of the segments. The replacement booze is gone. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-img'); I can confirm it is chantable while drunk. } catch(e) {}, OMG Just a jacked Krampus swinging a chain like a beast. He is hairy, usually brown or black, and has the cloven hooves and horns of a goat. Krampus appears as a monstrous, horned creature with cloven hooves and hook chains bearing baubles with his name on each of them. Luckily, I had already seen A Christmas Horror Story before, so I didn’t have to pay too much attention. With the release of Krampus on December 4th, here are 12 horror films to enjoy this Christmas - from Silent Night, Deadly Night to Jack Frost. var _g1; 7 Stephen King Movies Were Just Added to Shudder, The Boulet Brothers’ Creatures of the Night, Top 5 Christmas Horror Movies to Give You Some Yuletide Chills, The Anti-Claus is Coming to Town! As an unexpected result, this list will also document my descent into absolute insanity. Krampus (2015) directed by Michael Dougherty. I can’t wrap my head around this one. But it’s also the season for miracles. Quality as Krampus Film: Krampus Prime. Max Breschard, It’s incredibly fun, and proves itself a solid movie even outside of its ridiculous premise. Not that things don’t happen, but the conclusion and ultimate twist just has little to do with the rest of the movie. Quality as Krampus Film: Disqualified You might argue with me on this one, but never in the movie do they even mention that the horned monster trapped in ice is Krampus. It proudly and prominently sits on my shelf, ready and willing for people to run out of ideas for typical Christmas movies and start reaching. try { Action, Horror, Thriller, Five years after the murder of his wife and disappearance of his daughter, former police officer Jeremy Duffin is brought back to help in the hunt for a yuletide monster that punishes ... See full summary », Director: First was Santa, who turns out is kind of a dick. Jason Hull Characters started talking about interdimensional rifts, and I had to pause. So please, if you’re thinking about heading out into the woods with your buddies and cranking out a straight to DVD/VOD horror knockoff this weekend, please listen. In Alpine Austria and southern Bavaria, this wintertime good-cop/bad-cop routine often exhibits aspects scary enough to put the fear of the devil into adults, not to mention young children. You can really just leave it in the box and only take it out for embarrassing family videos, even more embarrassing wedding documentaries, and far more embarrassing homemade sex tapes. It sticks solidly with the Krampus theme, and then just takes it to the most extreme conclusion possible. After a string of movies that tested even my tempered patience, Rare Exports was fantastic. If you’re having a good movie marathon, it’ll be too bad to like. Therefore, each movie will be reviewed as such: Quality of Film: Despite everything else going on in my brain, how watchable is this film? Quality as Krampus Film: This was honest to God not the most terrible thing I watched tonight. Quality of Film: This is a really solid movie to watch around the holidays. I really want to see The Night Shift now. Quality of Film: Holy hot garbage. Kevin Tye, 16 So if I give something a 3/5, take it with a dump truck of salt. Zoe, a strange child, has a not so imaginary friend Krampus, who is the dark companion of St. Nicholas. Mood/Mental State: Disgusted/Confused Wow, so this is how my night is going to go, huh? If this was just some kid, his first blunders are being immortalized more than many of us could ever dream.0/5, Quality as Krampus Film: And yet, it still isn’t the worst thing I watched tonight. This isn’t a movie I’d ever consider showing to friends, unless the friend specifically asked me, “Hey Ted, which Krampus knockoff doesn’t make you want to remove the memories with a shotgun lobotomy?” Unfortunately, when taken in context of the other films that weren’t knockoffs, it doesn’t raise past just watchable. Director: It’s just serving a purpose. We’ll find out soon, because the sequel is up next. While Santa rewards the good children, Krampus punishes the naughty. A look at how much live-action Krampus has changed throughout time. Not in a, “Message all my friends and tell them they have to watch it,” way. As far as holiday traditions go, it’s pretty par for the course. The movie shows how he battled Krampus, yet Krampus never truly died, for his spirt lives forever and if it finds you, your world will burn. As much as I snidely furrow my brow and take a sip from my cup of holier-than-thou when I hear about another quirky pop-trend being turned into a film, I found the Krampus movie to be great. On December 22, a suburban family gets together to celebrate Christmas —Tom (Adam Scott) and Sarah (Toni Collette), their children Beth (Stefania LaVie Owen) and Max (Emjay Anthony); Sarah's sister Linda (Allison Tolman), Linda's husband Howard (David Koechner), their children Stevie (Lolo Owen), Jordan (Queenie Samuel), Howie Jr. (Maverick Flack), and their baby daughter; Sarah and Linda's aunt Dorothy (Conchata Fer… What it isn’t, is a Krampus film. But out of the four films out there, “Krampus” is one helluva treat with a real cool ending. Disqualified. Mood/Mental State: Too Hurt to Love Again I really wish I had watched this movie some other time. It’s significantly better than the knockoffs, but doesn’t rise to the level of the actually good movies. I mean I guess it’s cute if you look at it from that perspective, but why is this on Amazon and not attached to a family email showing everyone what Peter made during his intro to animation summer camp? There’s a giant disparity between the good and bad films on this list, and filling the trough between is a lot of grey area. Christmas miracles do happen! Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password. Stars: I wanted to end the night on something I knew would be good, but unfortunately my brain had melted out of my ears at this point. 2.5/5. When did darkness engulf the living room, my only illumination being the warm glow of Krampus as he tortures children on my television. The terrible costume. 2.5/5, Quality of Krampus: It looks like the imp from Doom. James Ray, It’s a great film that I’d easily recommend to anyone looking for something a little different. “Hey guys, have you heard of this whacky and obscure German Christmas Myth called Krampus!?! Why does Amazon have these? Quality of Film I’m tempted to just disqualify it, but I do consider short films to be films, no matter the medium. It’s unfortunate, because that would have been a really cool Krampus. There was a decent bit at the start where it was basically cowboys vs Krampus (a movie I would have much rather watched), but overall it’s just too bland to be memorable. Yes, like all things once nerdy and obscure, Krampus has taken its place along fantasy novels, wizards, zombies, and Batman in the pop culture zeitgeist. I always worry that I’m going to rewatch a movie and sink into a pit of despair as I realize there was so many layers of crap I inexplicably missed, but in this case I might have been too hard in my initial review. I personally learned of Krampus about a decade ago when I was going through a similar phase, but then again I also learned about that weird smiling poop log and they haven’t made a movie about that (yet). In hindsight, I really should have put this somewhere in the middle as a mental break. if ( localStorage.getItem(skinItemId ) ) { He’s not particularly frightening, but he is a real life Krampus. A little more goofy Krampus melty-murders would have been preferable to the pointless investigative drama. Even if he just popped in for a few seconds to wave and wiggle his tight little goat bum, it would still make this way better than most films on the list. Fun Fact: Turns out that Krampus Unleashed is actually a follow-up to the 2015 hit, Krampus: The Reckoning. | Mood/Mental State: Uncomfortably Confused Okay, what the shit did I just watch. Interwoven stories that take place on Christmas Eve, as told by one festive radio host: A family brings home more than a Christmas tree, a student documentary becomes a living nightmare, a Christmas spirit terrorizes, Santa slays evil. Krampus Movies by blackjacknerd-739-553710 | created - 24 Nov 2015 | updated - 24 Nov 2015 | Public There comes Krampus , there comes Krampus Refine See titles to watch instantly, titles you haven't rated, etc. | | I want to tell the amateur videographers of the world something very, very important right now. I wish I could have the last seven minutes of my life back. LOL, by December 3, 2018, 10:00 am. } I fear for the worst. Andrew Jay, _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-mobile-inverted-source'); Adam Scott, A boy who has a bad Christmas accidentally summons a festive demon to his family home. Phoenix pride! 82 min I can actually see Krampus’s stupid goat boots when he’s stomping on a guy. %privacy_policy%. In the film, a dysfunctional family squabbling causes a young boy to lose his festive spirit. 10 Christmas Horror Movies That Will Make You Scream Through the Holidays. Jason Hull, Director: The movie is available to … It’s got some great twists—especially in the Santa sequence—and each story is its own fun little trip. | Once my eyes readjusted, I honestly forgot the budget in service of the characters and adorable banter. This is an above average short film even with the obvious lack of funds. | The windows movie maker effects. I know they have always gone for the scattershot approach to filling their video libraries, but someone somewhere should have seen this and deleted it. At this point, I really needed a break. Allison Tolman, Votes: Quality of Film: The budget definitely gets in the way, but I’ll be damned if Night of the Krampus isn’t charming as hell. Everyone should find something they like in this overall solid flick. Or maybe she just herds goats. | By the end, it was not good. At least I reached the bottom of the barrel. The way he slithers through snow like a Tremors Graboid with a mission makes snowbanks menacing in a way never before imagined. Mood/Mental State: Delerium You know, I have no idea when the sun went down. Through the openings in his mask, we can see he has yellow eyes and a mouth full of sharp, jagged teeth. 98 min Krampus seduces her with some force lightning, and she does her best to look like she’s enjoying herself, but the only emotion she can conjure is the blatant discomfort of a booth babe being manhandled into a selfie by a dude dressed up as “fat Deadpool.” Two things I liked about this movie. When I said I hoped for more surprises, this is not what I meant. Under Christian hands, Krampus took on a number of devilish qualities, like the basket in which he carries wicked children to Hell. Sure, it’s a terrible film, but it does do some interesting stuff. Make sure to write your suggestions in the comments below. I just felt bad the whole time. As long as they stay this level of just below mediocre, I might make it through this without the tequila. I’ve tried to be professional. | But good nonetheless. 4.5/5, Quality of Krampus: Here’s an idea. It’s not great, but the acting is solid and characters well developed. The reason for this large discrepancy of behavior is simple; the authors of the movies knew very little else about the actual Krampus themselves. Quality of Film: This film is a mess, but surprisingly it isn’t the biggest mess. Erin Lilley, Quality as Krampus Film: This is how I would normally review a movie for Dread Central, but in the context of all the Krampus movies. } Everywhere I look there is an ad! | Gross: He thrashes the chains for dramatic effect. There’s a decent twist, and the main characters actually look and act like real people. It shows Krampus and Santa working together, with Krampus not being his adversary but more of Santa’s legbreaker. Likewise, there are some popular folklore horror movies being created such as those about the German Christmas demon Krampus. Watching it, I was surprised to find that the Krampus was the least of the film’s problems. As a result I ended up seeing some weird shit. 3.5/5, Quality as Krampus Film: Compared to the other crap on this list, I want to give Night of the Krampus a perfect score. Directors: Visuals include footage from a Krampus festival in Germany, and windows movie maker superposition and mirroring of the singer/a dancing Krampus. 0/5. That forms the foundation for 70% of this movie. .5/5, Quality of Krampus: He’s just the devil. Mood/Mental State: Guardedly Optimistic Honestly, that wasn’t really so bad. At that point, you know what you’re doing to people. While there is certainly debate as to whether this holiday is appropriate for children, it continues to be celebrated throughout Bavaria, Austria, Central Europe, and beyond. I know there are several other Krampus films - are any of them worth a watch? Each story is distinct, and none stand out as being weak. 83 min 2/5. Krampus wears a screaming Santa-like mask with long gray hair and a long gray beard. It wasn’t exactly crack detective work, as it’s the same director and production company for both movies. Paul Ferm, share. Khristian Fulmer, I don’t think so. There were also cards that were a little more…adult. I honestly can’t say I recommend replicating my experiment. The monster is kind of stupid, but the biggest problem is that the plot is inconsequential. Ted Hentschke Director: Spencer Jay, See titles to watch instantly, titles you haven't rated, etc, Brother In Law Sister In Law Relationship. Krampus is also PG-13, while most true horror movies tend to be rated R. There are a few factors that suggest Krampus will be a good deal scarier than Gremlins , though. You’ve seen him in movies, TV shows, but most of America has Krampus all wrong. Wolfgang Glück Weird sex laser aside, the Krampus itself is definitely a Krampus. Rob Archer, William Shatner, So while the Krampus in Krampus: The Reckoning at least acted like a Krampus, the Krampus in Krampus Unleashed looked more like a Krampus but didn’t act like one. Quality of Film: I actually have an existing review of Krampus on Dread Central. But there’s a certain segment of the population that likes to cut that mirth with some more subversive fun, and it’s people like that who probably love the Christmas-themed horror movie Krampus. I tend to avoid this world of imitation cash grabs designed almost exclusively to confuse drunk people and the elderly. Just because you own a camcorder does not mean you need to make a movie. So without further ado, I present you, Naughty to Nice: The Twelve Films of Krampus! Which is unfortunate, because I could not figure out what this movie is. It’s really a toss-up between this and Krampus: The Reckoning for top dog among Krampus films I’d never be caught dead watching again. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-img'); A Christmas Horror Story had this idea, so their Krampus is Rob Archer, a man so jacked that he might actually be a mythical beast in disguise. A primitive podcast? 3.5/5. Much of Europe has a venerable Christmas or December tradition that pairs the good bishop-like St. Nicholas with a demonic, nasty character known as Krampus (and various other regional names). var _g1; As far as I can tell this motionless face forward style was just how they decided to shoot their film. 4/5. Movies and TV episodes that has a Wendigo, See all lists by blackjacknerd-739-553710. Watch a vIdeo: KRAMPUS! Love Jason Hull Anyways, Mother Krampus is more of a ghost/slasher film. I have watched the Krampus films, and I have survived. Thomas Smith Jay Dobyns, _g1.setAttribute('srcset', _g1.getAttribute('data-srcset')); Amelia Haberman, Here are 10 surprising facts you probably didn’t know about Krampus. Cute | I liked the cop character despite him starting every sentence with a manly growl. Horror. Quality of Film: This is the worst film I’ve ever watched. He A) punishes naughty children, B) right before christmas time, C) with sticks and stuff, D) by taking them away in a sack, and E) while looking like a goat person. R.A. Mihailoff, So I sat down, fired up my coffee maker, cracked open the tequila, and did my job. Darin Foltz, Not Rated Short, Adventure, Family, According to legend, on Christmas Eve Santa Claus travels with a creature known as Krampus. Quality of Film: If I were the kind of guy that made traditions out of watching holiday movies, Rare Exports would easily make the cut. In the movies, there is seemingly no agreement about who or what the Krampus actually is, past the common details that the creature is horned, hairy, and somehow associated with Christmas. I’m probably the only person in the universe that recognized this, but during the scene where the family is all seated around the TV to watch a Christmas special, they’re actually all watching the opening of Krampus: The Reckoning. 11 comments. At one point Santa (not Krampus, Santa) forces the lead to have sex with his own kidnapped daughter and get her pregnant. But it wasn’t. Hans Holt, 5/5, would shotgun Twelve Krampus movies again. | And yet somehow it’s better than some of the other Krampuses on this list. _g1.setAttribute('src', _g1.getAttribute('data-src') ); But that's just a myth. 30 min Here you'll find all collections you've created before. 2/5. 1.5/5, Quality as Krampus Film: In context of everything else I watched tonight, it’s one of the more interesting films. Good ol’ predictably bland and shitty knockoff. Action, Horror, Thriller, Jeremy, a local police officer leads a life of a confusing past, spending his current time searching for his kidnapper as a child. Quality of Krampus: If this were a rating of all the various monsters and meanies in the film, it would easily be a 6/5. I’ve tried to stay sober. If I were to judge this as something worth judging, it would not be having a very happy holiday. I compiled this list first by researching movies about Krampus. You might also get some kicks out of Mother Krampus if desperately starved for new horror. 4/5. Mood/Mental State: Excited! Watched this with a few friends, and they loved it. This was the surprise hit of the night. These old German tales are kind of all over the place. Read a news article: KRAMPUS! It’s 30% Krampus and Santa torturing kids, 70% biker gang revenge story. Stars: Michael Dougherty Melantha Blackthorne, } catch(e) {}, try { He has long claw-like hands with a couple of gold rings on each of them. If you’re having a bad movie marathon, it’ll be too good to laugh at. At one point there’s a naked lady tied up in Krampus’s dungeon, and I just felt so bad for her. Quality of Movie: Actually not that bad. There’s also nothing to really set this apart as a “Krampus” and not just a wendigo. The booze is gone. I’d never heard of it, but if you’re a fan you’ll be happy to know there is a short film sequel. Mood/Mental State: Why am I not drinking faster? Shawn C. Phillips, Okay… what the hell is going on. _g1 = document.getElementById('g1-logo-inverted-source'); | I’d like to thank Amazon Prime, Netflix, Redbox, Dread Central, and Sauza tequila for making this all possible. I found more booze. 83% Upvoted. While it does use practical effects this time, they are pretty bad. No longer is it the property of Hot Topic teens who also ironically thank Satan before Thanksgiving dinner. All the Little Women: The (Mostly) Definitive List of Little Women Adaptations . Angry KRAMPUS NIGHT! But hey, ‘tis the season for tradition. This thread is archived. I was expecting way worse. Lisa Jay 2.5/5, Quality as Krampus Movie: I want to disqualify it, but seeing as how Krampus is right in the title I can’t. Mood/Mental State: Krampus Night KRAMPUS NIGHT! He has a dark magenta or crimson re… 4/5, Quality of Krampus: This is where the film’s budget hurts it the most. Second was the psychopath played by Bill Oberst Jr. With Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, Allison Tolman. If anything, it was vastly underused. I’d feel bad about shitting on what are clearly amateur creators making some shit for their own fun, but the movie is an unforgivable 22 minutes long. Hell, I’ve sat through and reviewed way, way worse. But why? Chestnuts and open fires, Jack Frost and noses, mistletoe and disappointment, etc… And what tradition is more enduring than shameless horror movie knockoffs!? Chariklia Baxevanos, 99 min Gwendolyn Falcon Jay, It starts off a little rough, with some real bad visual editing and shoddy video quality. 1/5, Quality as Krampus Film: There’s a certain amount of respect that I have to have for Krampus: The Christmas devil. I kinda want to drop everything and go watch The Night Shift. Stars: Once again, toss-up. ?” Said no one, in the last five years. This movie was great two years ago, and is great now. Aside from it currently existing on Amazon and the memory it seared into my brain, I cannot find any other evidence of this movie existing. Short, Horror. Take a ****: my *** screams "KRAMPUS!" Really, it’s true. Cry Looking back, it wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Instead of tossing together parts of a goat costume and maybe throwing on a Santa hat, why not just find the biggest dude you can, paint him blue, and throw on some horns. Movie information, genre, rating, running time, photos, trailer, synopsis and user reviews. I get it, they didn’t have the budget to make it fight realistically. De Krampus is in de Alpenregio de metgezel van Sint-Nicolaas.Hij komt voor in onder andere Beieren, Oostenrijk, Hongarije, Slovenië, Kroatië, Italië … Robert Conway Directed by Michael Dougherty. 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